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From: toot-honk-beep@.net
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1998 00:34:45 -0400 (EDT)
To: scarysquirrel@scarysquirrel.com
Subject: Campus Alert!
i wish i had my camera, but at the ohio state university main campus, i witnessed a sight that was truly memorable. beware pizza lovers! i saw a squirrel partaking of a slice of pizza in a more prim and proper manner than even emily post would have in her hey day! the squirrel had grabbed both ends of the crust and was holding the slice, toppings upright, so that the pointy end was at his mouth. (s)he proceded to dine dispite my rude staring during the meal. it was a sight that i will never forget, and truly regret not having a camera with me at the time.
--j.
p.s. the squirrels in boston commons are out of control, too. they will climb right into your hand and eat. i once saw a young (@3 years old) chinese boy trying to feed one a fortune cookie. he said to the squirrel, "eat fotrune cookie! is good for your brain!" perhaps the students and population of the boston area should be notified ot the growing cranial capacity of the squirrel population.
