scary squirrel world Northwestern Skwerl-Ravaged!

CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS,
GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Skwerls are taking over schools, colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Northwestern University in Illinois

FROM PATRIOT NODY

I am shocked that Northwestern University is not listed as a skwerl-ravaged educational institution. My undergraduate days (not far behind me) consisted of many a walk through the arboreal grounds watching these psycho critters, everybody uttering, "They're whacked, man." Unfortunately, I fear they may have brainwashed the younger, and thus more fallible, generation.

However: I did notice a decrease in skwerl activity my last two years. I often walk through campus musing, "Hmmm...where did those creepy buggers go." I don't miss them, tho, as I fear they may be planning a massive attack.

I must thank you for your service. I confess: I found your site while making a search for squirrel pictures-- what possessed me?!? Were you there as salvation?!? -Nody

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE SQUIRREL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?
Send your report to scary squirrel world.
We will inform anti-squirrel activists everywhere!

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