CAMPUS ALERT!!! PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Northern Illinois University, in DeKalb, Illinois.

I attend Northern Illinois University in the visual and performing arts college. Recently there was a disturbing display of what you call skwerlhuggery by a group known as Ars Nova.

I'm not sure what "Ars" means or stands for but it must have something to do with squirrel worshp because they had a Squirrels Public Art Project in which "artists" decorated plastic squirrels. It was featured in the school newspaper. Here's some pictures from it:

    

You can see that this is an obvious attempt to convince the student body to love squirrels.

I fear that this group will take over if we don't nip the whole thing in the bud.

However, one rebellious artist displayed his plastic squirrel as a sandwich.

So, there is hope if you'll only put out the call to arms!!!

Ed. note: our investigation into Ars Nova confirms the above. Their website promises even more skwerlien idolatry: visit Ars Nova.