scary squirrel world MONSTERS AT MONMOUTH

CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Monmouth University, West Long Branch, New Jersey.

FROM PATRIOT SAL

Monmouth University on the Jersey Shore is the school to go to to have fun with squirlls.

The best story ever is when me and my 2 friends were walking from the car to our dorm, when a squirrl was sitting under a tree on the multch... so i walked up to it... jumped and yelled at it... and it litterally jump 5 feet in the air and ran straight across the field...

after that the swuirrls started to be mean and throw acorns at me whenever i went to class after that.

Also, its cool to watch them eat McDonalds food.


PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE BUSHYTAIL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?
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