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MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE ATTACKED!

CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS,
GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Middle Tennessee State

FROM PATRIOT SHADOW-ANGEL

Another alert!

Middle Tennessee State University has been overrun as well. In one particular incident, a good friend was chased to class by two of these aggressive woodland creatures. Upon arriving in class he peered out of the window only to see them staring at him waiting for him to return so that they could complete their charge ( the slaying of another student ).

Please add this university to the list so that others will be better prepared to handle this furry menace.

Sincerely,
Patriot ShadowAngel

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE BUSHYTAIL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?
Send your report to scary squirrel world.
We will inform anti-squirrel activists everywhere!

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