scary squirrel world MARY BALDWIN'S CRISIS

CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Mary Baldwin College in Staunton, Virginia.

FROM PATRIOT SQUIRRELLY GIRL

I am surprised that you have not had a report from Mary Baldwin College in Staunton, Va.

MBC FIGHTING SQUIRRELS Not only is the campus plagued with squirrels chasing the girls all over, but the college's mascot is actually the "Fighting Squirrels"!

And nearby Blue Ridge Community College requires all Bio 101 students to do a study of squirrels as their main lab report.

I wish the squirrels would just go away so I wouldn't have to do this dumb report.

~Squirrelly Girl in Virginia


PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE BUSHYTAIL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?
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