scary squirrel world
Scary Squirrel World

CAMPUS ALERT!!!

PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting the youth of America. The latest report comes from Marshall University in Huntington, West Virginia.

Save Our Skool!

THE FOLLOWING REPORT COMES FROM
PATRIOTS WANDC AND ALIEN-GREY

        Yes, my friend and I have been reading your page and we've witnessed some of the squirrels at our school doing some wierd things. We think that the squirrels are trying to take over Marshall University in West Virginia. They would have already but we believe that they're at war with the pigeons. Yes, right here in West Virginia the pigeons and the squirrels are at war. I have seen them battling for the past 2 years and they're still going at it. I think that the world should band together with the pigeons and help them stop the demon squirrels. Hail Pigeons!

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET THESE BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOU SCHOOL OR TOWN OVERRUN BY THE SQUIRREL HORDE?

Report your findings to scary squirrel world.
We will inform anti-squirrel activists everywhere of your distress.

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