| scary squirrel world Scary Squirrel World |
According to reputable sources, Macalester is the latest victim of squirrel aggression. Students and faculty are advised to avoid standing or reclining under trees, sitting on benches adjacent to grassy areas, or walking alone on campus. There are also known squirrel sympathizers on campus. The worst of these, a.k.a Andy, is spreading squirrel propaganda via the world wide web. One of Andy's pages features a disgusting picture of a cross-species sexual encounter. Shame, shame, shame, Andy!!!.