CAMPUS ALERT!!! PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from the Keene State College, Keene, New Hampshire

while living in the dorms at keene state college in keene nh this squirell had gotten into my attic and was living there, and every morning at like 6am it would try and dig through the attic floor.

i was on the top bunk, and didnt want a squirell in my bed. i asked the school repeatedly to fix the problem, and it went on for weeks.

finally i sent a picture of the squirell latched onto my front second story window to the deans secratary...

two hours later, two guys showed up with a humane trap for that little bastard.

i win!