scary squirrel world UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS

CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from the University of Illinois, Urbana.

FROM PATRIOT JEFF MORGAN

Sos! The University of Illinois, Urbana is overrun with squirrels. Any student can tell you. Unfortunatley they don't know of the evil they are capable of.

I was fortunate enough to get a pic of one of the "complacent" looking terrors and get out with my life before being clawed to hell!

I cannot expect a calvary for my rescue, as there are only a few of us who realize the potence of the squirrel threat. All I ask for is your continued effort in unifying mankind against this threat!

--Jeff

P.s., I've eaten squirrel before. I shot a squirrel with my sling shot in 6th grade. I think they've been out to get me since.

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE BUSHYTAIL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?
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