scary squirrel world HAVERFORD COLLAPSE?

CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Haverford College, Pennsylvania.

FROM SKWERLHUGGER KEITH

Amusing web site you've got there. Regarding your commentary on black squirrels: I am a student at Haverford College, and I thought I'd bring you up to date. Yes, black squirrels are present on campus. The current count puts their population at approximately three, compared to perhaps a hundred gray squirrels. They are indeed our school mascot, and we love them dearly.

~ Keith

ed. note: we suspect Skwerlhugger Keith's estimated number of skwerls at Haverford is low. Our research indiactes that there are "numerous" bushytails on campus (as per our operative at the Arboretum).

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE BUSHYTAIL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?

Send your report to scary squirrel world
We will inform anti-squirrel activists everywhere!

SPECIAL REPORTS:
PATRIOTS AT PURDUE FORM ANTI-SQUIRREL COALITION
BERKELEY: AN EVIL EMPIRE EXPOSED!
MICHIGAN GRAD ABDUCTED BY MUTANT SKWERLS
MARIST COLLEGE/POUGHKEEPSIE, NY ATTACKED
SKWERLS ATTACK INNOCENT TOURIST AT DUKE
"NICE SQUIRREL" SIGHTED AT RENSSELAER POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE
SKWERLIEN RETRIBUTION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF NEW MEXICO
BUT IS IT ART?
ALBYNIAN SKWERLHUGGERY AT THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

 

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