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GLEN EYRE ATTACKED!

CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Glen Eyre University in Southhampton, England

FROM PATRIOT FISHLOCK

I live in Glen Eyre Halls of residence in England - our campus is overrun with squirrels. The offending critters are grey, stealthy demons. Many thefts have been attributed to them including the theft of the barmanagers pint glass from our student bar.

Please include Glen Eyre on the list and... MAY OUR COUNTRIES UNITE AGAINST THESE CRITTERS!!!

sincerely yours,
Patriot Fishlock

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE BUSHYTAIL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?
Send your report to scary squirrel world.
We will inform anti-squirrel activists everywhere!

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