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Scary Squirrel World

CAMPUS ALERT!!!

PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Fairfield University, CT.

save our skool!

ACCORDING TO PATRIOT ROCCO...

"Squirrels have overrun the University of Fairfield. Some of us believe that they are genetically engineered..."
The above communication was received on April 09, 1999. We've had no further contact with Patriot Rocco. His fate is unknown.

scary squirrel world recommends that students, faculty, and residents of Fairfield University use extreme caution when crossing paths with any skwerl. Patriots are also advised to avoid standing or reclining under trees, sitting on benches adjacent to grassy areas, or walking alone on campus. And for heaven's sake, carry a whackin' stick!

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OR TOWN OVERRUN BY THE SQUIRREL HORDE, OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?

Report your findings to scary squirrel world.
We will inform anti-squirrel activists everywhere!

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