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Scary Squirrel World

CAMPUS ALERT!!!

PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty. The latest report comes from East Tennessee State University.

SAVE OUR SKOOL!!!

THE FOLLOWING REPORT COMES FROM PATRIOT ERIN

From: Erin
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.04 [en] (Win95; I)
To: scarysquirrel@scarysquirrel.com
Subject: death to squirrels

A friend of mine pointed out to me last year how numerous squirrels were and that they were beginning to take over the world. I began to notice and it really frightened me. My friend's theory is that they will eventually chew through telephone and cable and electricity wires. Then they will trap us in our homes and cover the roads so there is no possible escape and no means of communication. Even the local university, East Tennessee State University, has had some squirrel attacks as well. It's disturbing. But I found your page tonight, and now I know that neither one of us is crazy. I wanted to commend you for making known to the public the terrible threat squirrels pose.

Thank you,
Erin

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OR TOWN OVERRUN BY THE SQUIRREL HORDE?

Report your findings to scary squirrel world.
We will inform anti-squirrel activists everywhere of your distress.

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