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According to reputable sources, Erskine College is the latest victim of squirrel aggression. Students and faculty are advised to avoid standing or reclining under trees, sitting on benches adjacent to grassy areas, or walking alone on campus. However, there is a growing resistence movement on campus led by Patriot Melissa. According to Melissa, indoctrination into squirrel behavior and beliefs is now part of campus cirriculum. Students are requirred to document the number of hours they spend observing and learning about squirrel society. Melissa calls for patriots everywhere to come to Erskine's defense!