scary squirrel world COVENTRY UNIVERSITY

CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Coventry University, Coventry, UK.

FROM AN ANONYMOUS SKWERLVERT

well me and my bushy compadres stalk the ground of coventry (england)cathedral and university. o the students think we're cute. they see us a scurrying, nibbling, tail flicking and so on. little they know our numbers are a-massing. we are drafting in reinforcements for The Great Nut Revolution of 2006. hopefully it will be more successful The Mighty Change of 2000, The Awesome Nibble Uprising of 2003 or The Scary Squirrel Revolt of 2004. mwhahahahahah

PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!

IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE BUSHYTAIL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?

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