CAMPUS ALERT!!! PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Colorado College, Colorado Springs, Co.

Colorado College, Colorado Springs, CO. The Black Ninja Squirrels are EVERYWHERE. Rumor has it that these squirrels were originally sent as "gifts" from China. The gifted Menace were left to rot in the nearby Black Forrest, expected to phase themselves out, not being indigenous. The opposite happened. These Squirrels are thriving. They have become bold. I have personally seen them enter into dorm rooms though windows, sit right in the middle of the room, on the floor... practically laughing at our inability to stop their havoc...