scary squirrel world
Scary Squirrel World

CAMPUS ALERT!!!

PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!

Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting the youth of America. The latest report comes from Bradley U. in Peoria, Ill.

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    According to reputable sources, Bradley U. is the latest victim of squirrel aggression. Students and faculty are advised to avoid standing or reclining under trees, sitting on benches adjacent to grassy areas, or walking alone on campus. There are also known squirrel sympathizers on campus. The worst of these, a.k.a Omar, is spreading squirrel propaganda via the world wide web. Omar's page features a terrifying picture of a flying squirrel. Omar, if squirrels were meant to fly, God would've given 'em propellors.


IS YOU SCHOOL OR TOWN OVERRUN BY THE SQUIRREL HORDE?

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