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CAMPUS ALERT!!!
PATRIOTS, GET YOUR WHACKIN' STICKS!
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Squirrels are taking over our colleges and universities, corrupting students and faculty.
The latest report comes from Bishop's University in Lennoxville, Quebec, Canada.
FROM PATRIOT SAM
There's something odd about the squirrel's at Bishop's University in Lennoxville, Quebec, Canada. Weird and scary even for a squirrel.
The on campus squirrel population has several mutant members: we're talking missing tails, hairless tails, odd colors and a more prominent than normal evil glint in their eyes. What are these mutants planning? a revolt, no doubt.
How could this happen? Thanks to the Dewhurst Dining Hall radioactive food, they've gained extra mutant powers that they plan to spread to other campuses.
~Sam
PATRIOTS, DON'T LET OUR BRAVE STUDENTS PERISH!!!
IS YOUR SCHOOL OVERRUN BY THE BUSHYTAIL HORDE,
OR HAVE YOU FREED YOUR SKOOL OF SKWERLS?
Send your report to scary squirrel world
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