scary squirrel world BEFORE TUFTY THERE WAS...

As most Patriots know, at the head of today's bushytail horde, the Squirrel Enforcement Army, is the infamous Tufty the Traffic Safety Squirrel.

Tufty burst upon the scene in the 1960's with his Tufty Club and it's manifesto of terror (see link below). But who preceded Tufty?

To answer that question we bring you our series...

before tufty, there was...

CHIPMUNK WILLIE WAS A SMALL-TIME THUG WITH NO PLANS FOR SQUIRREL WORLD DOMINATION UNTIL FATE LAID A FICKLE FINGER ON HIM IN 1958.

AS THE STORY GOES, WILLIE HAPPENS UPON A LOGGERS' CABIN WHERE HE FINDS A 25 POUND SACK OF MAGIC OATS.

A GREEDY LITTLE CHIPMUNK, HE GOBBLES UP THE OATS (WHY THE LOGGERS NEVER CONFRONT WILLIE IS NOT ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED). THE OATS GIVE WILIE STRANGE AND OMNIPOTENT POWERS. FOR EXAMPLE, HE CAN SUCK ALL OF THE EDIBLE NUTS, BERRIES, GRUBS, AND OTHER FOODSTUFFS OUT OF THE FOREST.

WILLIE THEN ASSEMBLES AN ARMY OF FANATICAL CHIPPYS AND SETS OUT TO CONQUER THE FOREST. THE OTHER FOREST CREATURES FIGHT BACK, INITIALLY WITH SOME SUCCESS. HOWEVER, THEY CAN'T DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST WILLIE'S MAGIC POWERS.

IN THE END, WILLIE LURES THE FOREST CREATURE'S LEADER, ALEC THE WEASLE, INTO AN UNDERGROUND BUNKER, AND SEALS HIM IN WHILE WILLIE'S CHIPMUNK STOOGES POUR HOT LAVA DOWN THE HOLE. THE FOREST IS WILLIE'S THEREAFTER...

SCENES FROM CHIPMUNK WILLIE
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IT'S RUMORED THAT WILLIE MET HIS DOOM WHEN THE LOGGERS RETURNED FROM AN OFF-SEASON JOB IN ALASKA. HOWEVER, THE LOGGERS THEMSELVES DISAPPEARED IN 1960. 10 YEARS LATER, SEVERAL UNIDENTIFIED BODIES WERE FOUND IN A SHALLOW GRAVE NEAR THE LOGGERS' CABIN.

CHIPMUNK WILLIE'S CURRENT WHEREABOUTS ARE UNKNOWN...

BEFORE TUFTY THERE WAS...
RUSTY THE SQUIRREL
FRISKY THE SQUIRREL
THE FUZZY WUZZY SQUIRREL
THE HELPFUL FRIENDS


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